We the undersigned hereby petition...
Amidst a hail of controversy, Glenn Beck plans to arrive to Mount Vernon, WA to receive the key its city. In light of the event, Mayor Dan Pike in the neighboring city of Bellingham, WA has extended an offer to a more trusted source for news commentary: "The Daily Show" host Jon Stewart. As recognition of Mr. Stewart's quest for truth in the guise of humor, we would be honored if he were to receive a key to the City of Subdued Excitement. The punch line is: Beck went to high school in Bellingham.
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